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You’re trekking through the high desert, somewhere out near Joshua Tree. Suddenly, a plume of dust appears in the distance. Something’s coming down what passes for a road out here — as much sand as it is asphalt — and it’s coming fast. As it approaches, you hear the growl of an engine. Is it a ‘33 Ford Coupe? A ‘50 Mercury? It comes into sight around the bend. It’s a boot. A BFG boot, decked out in slick pinstriping.
Clearly this is a fever dream, caused by the heat. Or the lack of water. Or that funny-looking cactus you ate a few miles back. But it also just feels right. A sleek boot co-designed by Billy F Gibbons that has the soul and the livery of a hotrod, hauling ass through the scrubland to destinations unknown. As it disappears over the horizon, a gentle “a-haw haw haw haw” drifts out over the still desert air.
